Name: Makenzie Rush
Profession: Cashier, Closet/Amateur Writer, Full-Time Fangirl
Life Motto: "I regret nothing"

 

"Three hundred years, and I’m the first Viking who wouldn’t kill a dragon."
"First to ride one, though."

(Source: eyetrauma)

colonelmustangsnipples:

thesnakechimera:

So Hawkeye’s thoroughly impressed me 

I mean

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oh shit Roy’s in trouble 

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he’s genuinely terrified because he JUST got out of the hospital and this fucking thing ATE his flames. 

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And Riza’s just oh hell no OUT OF NO WHERE, LIKE I THOUGHT SHE WAS BACK AT THE CABIN 

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Stars

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Can’t do it 

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Not today 

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You’re on a Mustang free diet bitch 

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARS 

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POOF. 

Holy crap Riza what the hell are you

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly.  Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. (x)

(Source: padmeanidala)

phenomenallyextraordinary123:

canadachild9 asked: The Furious Five or The Guardians

It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives…

emattgination:

sweatmorebleedless:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I like this

I swear, I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes up on my dash,

emattgination:

sweatmorebleedless:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I like this

I swear, I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes up on my dash,

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.